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BananaNutCrunch
BLASPHEMY.
Malaysia
Current Residence: Under you bed, reading your porn.
Favourite genre of music: Everything except teeny pop and pop rock.
Operating System: I'M ON A BOAT.
MP3 player of choice: iPods
Wallpaper of choice: There's paint on my walls, actually. No wallpaper.
Skin of choice: Banana.
Personal Quote: Like a NINJA.
Interests
-long-suffering sigh-

Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!


What color is your underwear?
Black

Do they have a design?
Polka-dots ohoho

What color is your bra?
Purple

Is there a design?
No :C

Are you a virgin?
:iconforeveraloneplz:
I don't care what the rules say fuck the police.

Happy that way?
Meh.

What is your favorite sex position?
Imaginary.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
For you, I am omnivorous.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
'S kinda boring.

Real porn?
Also boring.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Of course.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
All my porn is gay.

Who was your first kiss with?
Michaelle OTL

Are they of the opposite sex?
...no. It was an accident.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Just her :'D

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
JESUS WHEN DID I GET A PARTNER

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.


Do you have any tattoos?
No.


Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
What am I, the Virgin Mary?

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No, that's not cool bro.


Have you ever cheated on someone?
:iconforeveraloneplz:

Ever been cheated on?
:iconforeveraloneplz:

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
:iconforeveraloneplz:

Do you own any sex toys?
I wish I did.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
That's disgusting dude.

Have you ever masturbated?
...I don't even know how OTL

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, what for?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I should be so lucky.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Once again, :iconforeveraloneplz:

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I might have.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Nothing really explicit, although I accidentally dropped the F-bomb once.

Do they care?
Only about the F-bomb.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Naw man.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
There is a gun to my head as I type this, I might not survive so-
  • Listening to: *tap* *tap* *tap*
  • Reading: computer screen
  • Watching: ONE PIECE!
  • Playing: nothin'...
  • Eating: YOUR SOUL.
  • Drinking: Cake!

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The-CM Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
HARRO PURISSU.

GO. LOOK AT THIS >>>> [link]

KTHXBAI.
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The-CM Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
SPAMAMAMAMAMAAAAAM. (I warned you)
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Anuveon Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi...apologies, but I've been forced into tagging you to do this.

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The-CM Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011

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The-CM Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
YOUYOUYOUYOUYOU. I SHALL SPAM FOR YOU DONT COME ON DA ANYMORE DAMN YOU. :')
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Arrancaropenaccount Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shoot this arrow▬▬▬► to 10 people you're glad you met. . . If you get 5 back you have a ~ BIG HEART...
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BananaNutCrunch Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011
Shoot this arrow▬▬▬► to 10 people you're glad you met. . . If you get 5 back you have a ~ BIG HEART...
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Arrancaropenaccount Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have been hugged

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
6- If you get hugged back you do not need to redo this

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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senderunknown Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
JEECHRIST EVERY COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE IS IN CAPS LOCK. MINE SHALL BE IN CAPS LOCK TOO.

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CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT
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BananaNutCrunch Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
FUCK AND SHE'S FINNISH HOW COOL IS THAT.
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