You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color is your underwear?
Do they have a design?
What color is your bra?
Is there a design?
Are you a virgin?I don't care what the rules say fuck the police.
Happy that way?
What is your favorite sex position?
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
For you, I am omnivorous.
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
'S kinda boring.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
All my porn is gay.
Who was your first kiss with?
Are they of the opposite sex?
...no. It was an accident.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Just her :'D
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
JESUS WHEN DID I GET A PARTNER
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Do you have any tattoos?
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
What am I, the Virgin Mary?
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No, that's not cool bro.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ever been cheated on?
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Do you own any sex toys?
I wish I did.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
That's disgusting dude.
Have you ever masturbated?
...I don't even know how OTL
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, what for?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I should be so lucky.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I might have.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Nothing really explicit, although I accidentally dropped the F-bomb once.
Do they care?
Only about the F-bomb.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
There is a gun to my head as I type this, I might not survive so-